Acronyms

ALRIGHT I'M FOOKING MY TIME OFF IN THE DREADFUL CLASS OF MINE THE VENTILATION IS SO POOR ITS LIKE STANDING IN THE SAHARA DESERT BEHIND A GENJAMIN BIOH WHICH BLOCKS ALL THE FOOKING WIND THERE IS NO WONDER GLOBAL WARMING IS HAPPENING ITS ALL YOUR FAULT AND 2D IS A BLOODY TRAP


Anyways back to the topic.
Today's post is something about commonly seen... A.C.R.O.N.Y.M.S.
Below I shall be stating what some acronyms stand for and their actual uses/origins in real life, as well as where they are found.

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HTML:

Stands for: Hamster Trafficking Mandatory License

Commonly found in: Probably everywhere that has Internet Connection

Origin: Created by King Blimey the Third in A.D. 124. There was a great famine and people started trafficking hamsters, which is the Nation's National Animal. Thus, the HTML was issued to potential hamster poachers.



URL:

Stands for: Universal Rape License

Commonly found in: The Universe

Scenario:
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DicTaT0r: FOOK YE DO YOU KNOW BY RAPING THE HAMSTER YOU HAVE COMMITED A HENIOUS CRIME

cONviCtZoOXoXOx:FOOK YE TOO DO YOU KNOW I HAVE THE URL FOR HAMSTER RAPING

DicTaT0r: AHH WATCHING PORN HAHAHAHAHA I SHALL ADD ANOTHER 10 YEARS TO YOUR SENTENCE

cONviCtZoOXoXOx: FOOK YE URL IS UNIVERSAL RAPE LICENSE DON'T YOU KNOW NOT THE THINGY YOU PUT IN YOUR INTERNET ADDRESS BAR ANYWAY MICROSOFT IS A SCAM WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE INTERNET IN THE FIRST PLACE FIREFOX IS MUCH BETTER FIRE+FOX SEE EVEN MOZILLA OWNS INTERNET I SHALL SUE YOU FOR YOUR IGNORANCE YE FOOKER
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CSS:

Stands for: Come See Sentosa

Commonly found in: Singapore Tourism Board brochures and banners

Origins: Just some retarded term thought up by the Singapore Tourism Board Guy



LOL:

Stands for: Legions of Lemons/ Lots of love

Commonly found in: retarded LOL-ers.

*Lots of Love is used to express empathy

Scenario:
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em0kIDD: my mom died 2 days ago
coSLnLSutaNT: Aww thats really sad, LOL
coSLnLSutaNT:my mom and dad died too, LOL
em0kIDD: LOL thats really sad LOL


*eliTedarKL0rD_3.14159 has entered the conversation

eliTedarKL0rD_3.14159 : wassup dudes? Why so sad, LOL!
em0kIDD: my mom died 2 days ago
coSLnLSutaNT: Aww thats really sad, LOL
coSLnLSutaNT:my mom and dad died too, LOL
em0kIDD: LOL thats really sad LOL
eliTedarKL0rD_3.14159 : sigh. I empathise with you, LOL.
eliTedarKL0rD_3.14159 : good luck for your funeral, LOL
em0kIDD: thanks dude, you're the best friend i ever had, LOL

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