DoTA(Defense of Tuna Assimilation) is a rather mind-consuming game. The game is divided into 2 sides, mainly the Salmon and Tuna. Of course there are some sashimi nearby for the salmon’s and tuna’s to assimilate for leveling up known most commonly as neutral creeps.
DoTA is basically a game whereby you choose a TUNA or SLAMON from 81 unique fish friends and some of the special abilities include ‘TAIL WHACK’ which does 2 damage and stuns for 0.00102102013 seconds and ‘TUNANIBBAL’ which enables the SALMON side to eat up the TUNA side.
The objective of the game is to eat up as many fishes of the opposite side as possible. The side which produces the most waste from indigestion wins the game. You choose a fish, lets say FLAPPINI GROSSIER THE PARROTFISH, rent a tricycle from the magical fountain then proceed to an ocean known as lanes. There you constantly eat up and harass fish smaller than you so you grow fatter and have more skills, which is basically a scam because the skills harms your team. There are several things you can do to earn gamerpoints if you play DoTA on the xBox:
20 points(amateur): Play DoTA while rubbing your stomach and counting backwards from 100 to 1.
DoTA is basically a game whereby you choose a TUNA or SLAMON from 81 unique fish friends and some of the special abilities include ‘TAIL WHACK’ which does 2 damage and stuns for 0.00102102013 seconds and ‘TUNANIBBAL’ which enables the SALMON side to eat up the TUNA side.
The objective of the game is to eat up as many fishes of the opposite side as possible. The side which produces the most waste from indigestion wins the game. You choose a fish, lets say FLAPPINI GROSSIER THE PARROTFISH, rent a tricycle from the magical fountain then proceed to an ocean known as lanes. There you constantly eat up and harass fish smaller than you so you grow fatter and have more skills, which is basically a scam because the skills harms your team. There are several things you can do to earn gamerpoints if you play DoTA on the xBox:
20 points(amateur): Play DoTA while rubbing your stomach and counting backwards from 100 to 1.
40 points(semi-pro):Trim your toenails with your teeth and knit a mitten while playing DoTA.
60 points(pro): Play DoTA while doing a headstand and picking your nose with your tongue.
80 points (veteran): Play DoTA while doing all of the above at the same time, in addition to eating a live crab.
If you don’t watch out you might get so addicted that you say the Dota Prayer when you go and worship Jesus:
60 points(pro): Play DoTA while doing a headstand and picking your nose with your tongue.
80 points (veteran): Play DoTA while doing all of the above at the same time, in addition to eating a live crab.
If you don’t watch out you might get so addicted that you say the Dota Prayer when you go and worship Jesus:
Dear Godlike, thank you for owning me once again for this day.
May all the wicked sick be with us and your dominating grace shine upon us and guide us through our killing sprees. May you bless us with another monster kill and let your rays of redemption and mega kill aid us in our quest to beyond godlike. In the name of Scourge, Sentinel, Neutral creeps, Roshan and the fountain, Amen.
DoTA players also have a most disturbing bank of vocabulary.
Basically, these are typically what they say.
Basically, these are typically what they say.
“ZAM LA!! OI!! ZAM !!”
“STUN!! WALAU WHY NEVER STUN NOOB!”
“ULTI!!!! NOW!!!!”
“WHACK WHACK WHACK!”
“HAHA U GOT PWNED NOOB!”
“BACKSTAB!! CARE!! BACKSTAB RUN LA NOOB!”
“YOUR ITEMS ARE CRAP SIA! LV17 ONLY GOT 2 IRONWOOD BRANCH! I WOULD HAVE GOT SKADI BUTTERFLY CATERPILLAR MONKEY KING BAR BANANA BAR AND OTHER ZOMG-BBQ-HAX0R-ITEMS….”
“WAH IMBA SEH!”
*Imagine this situation. A doTa player and his girlfriend are dining at a high-class restaurant.
D=dota player
G=girlfriend
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G orders lobster platter. The lobster comes live. It started flappin around and G was desperately trying to kill the lobster. D didn’t care and was frantically trying to charge into the enemy fountain usin his laptop. Power source was from the raw potatoes and orange juice he ordered. “HELP ME!”
“WAKAU ZAM HIM LA! OI!! JUST ZAM LA!”
G listens and slams the lobster.
LOBSTER flies up and lands on D’s face.
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D=dota player
G=girlfriend
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G orders lobster platter. The lobster comes live. It started flappin around and G was desperately trying to kill the lobster. D didn’t care and was frantically trying to charge into the enemy fountain usin his laptop. Power source was from the raw potatoes and orange juice he ordered. “HELP ME!”
“WAKAU ZAM HIM LA! OI!! JUST ZAM LA!”
G listens and slams the lobster.
LOBSTER flies up and lands on D’s face.
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