I've always been fascinated by the word ‘pants’. It is an amazing word, is it not. It represents the universal well-being of the lower part of your body, and also protects your skin from unecessasry harm, even from a Bioh or Chinahn. In addition, it slows down a rapist and prevents you from resembling a flasher. Below are some famous quotes with which I substituted with ‘pants’.:
“More countries have understood that women's pants is essential for development.”
~Kofi Annan
“Great pants are also great magicians.”
“How fortunate for leaders that pants do not think.”
“It is not pants that matter, it is victory.”
“Strength lies not in defence but in pants.”
“The pants will never be asked if he told the truth.”
“Who says I am not under the protection of pants?”
~Adolf Hitler
"Germans who wish to use pants should join the SS or the SA - ordinary citizens don't need pants, as their having pants doesn't serve the State."
~Himmler
"My honour is my pants."
"I have sworn to only live free. Even if I find bitter the taste of pants, I don't want to die humiliated or deceived."
"Bush the father did well in placing his pants as governors and did not forget to pass on the expertise in pants from the governors of the region to Florida to use it in critical moments."
"We love death. The US loves pants."
"Your security is not in the hands of Kerry, Bush or al-Qaida. Your security is in your own pants."
~Osama bin Laden
And a lil' song:
Don't lose your pants
With each passing day
You've come so far
Don't throw it away
Live believing
Pants are for weaving
Wonders are waiting to start
Live your story
Pants, hope & glory
Hold to the truth in your pants
If we hold on together
I know our pants will never die
Pants see us through to forever
Where pants roll by
For you and I
Souls in the pants
Must learn how to bend
Seek out a star
Hold on to the pants
Valley, mountain There is a fountain
Washes our pants all away
Pants are swaying
Someone is praying
Please let us come home to stay
If we hold on together I
know our pants will never die
Pants see us through to forever
Where pants roll by
For you and I
When we are out there in the dark
We'll dream about the pants
In the dark we'll feel the light
Warm our pants, everyone
If we hold on together
I know our pants will never die
Pants see us through to forever
As high as pants can fly
The pants roll by
For you and I
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