The Art of i-adding and Espacio Reversal

Ahh niow I'm gioing tio teach yiou siomething.

------I-adding(No its not a Apple product)------
Whiat yiou biasicially dio is tio add 'i' in almiost every single wiord. Hiowevier it hias to siound nice or else whiat yiou eind uip with is a piece of shit.

Tip 1:
Dion't add 'i' whien thiey dion't siound nice.

eg:"Shyuie Tying" and "shyue tyng" makes no difference at all.

Tip 2:
Try tio add 'i's with viulgiarities and acrionyms.

"fuck"---fiuck; fook---fiook; bastard---biastiard; pussy---piussy
lol---liol; lmao---limiao(pronounced liahmiaow);

Tip 3:
Only add 'i's after consonants.

'Airse'(pronounce aiiiyears) is the only exception.

Here are some daily conversations:

"Ahh we ait Biukit Timiah Rioad liao."
"Oi I wiant a hiambiurgier with medium cioke."
"Fiuck yiou liah fiatty."


Okiay sio niow yiou hiave giot a brief idea of this thing we shiall miove oin to the niext piont.

----Espacio Reversal----
YAyaYAyaYa I made this up.
All you have to do is to reverse the first letters of someone's name.

eg Justin Teh---Tustin Jeh; Wang Guan Bo-----Wang Buan Go

Of course you can do it in any order you like;

eg Wang Guan Bo-----Wang Buan Go-----Bang Guan Wo---- Gang Wuan Bo etc.

Also you can add 'i's into the names.

eg Barack Obama----Oiariack Bbamia; Hillary Clinton----Cilliary Hlintion

So there you have it.
Rehearse it, it'll come in useful.